Designing You:

In a world of opinions on who you should be, self-acceptance is like assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions. Enter Human Design, the cosmic IKEA manual for your soul. Here, the pieces fit together with no leftover screws or crises.

The Comedy of Cosmic Errors

Let's face it, life's a bit of a cosmic comedy. You're born, you're handed a script, and everyone expects you to play the role they've envisioned. But what if your script was actually written in a language you understand? That's where Human Design comes in, serving as both translator and director in this theatrical mess we call life.

Human Design: Your Personal Cheat Sheet

Human Design isn't just another personality test to clutter your existential dashboard. It's like getting a user manual at birth. But, you only find it when you're halfway through assembling your life's flat-pack. It tells you how you're wired. Not just for electricity. But for emotions, decisions, and how you best interact with the world. 

The "I Know That" Epiphany

Ever had that moment when someone tells you something about yourself? You're like, "I know that," with a mix of surprise and relief. That's Human Design in action. It doesn't teach you new tricks. It reminds you of the tricks you have been performing without conscious awareness all along. It's like finally being told why you hate group projects or why you thrive under pressure. It's not changing you; it's affirming you.

Bessie's Bookkeeping vs. Your Innate Design

Goodbye to Aunt Bessie's unsolicited life advice. Bless her heart. She thinks her 1956 degree in bookkeeping qualifies her to organize your life. Your Human Design gives you something better. It's a chart that says, "Here's how you function best." You can now nod at Bessie while secretly checking your inner blueprint.

Activate, Don't Imitate

Knowing your Human Design is like finding the switchboard in a dark room. Suddenly, you can turn on the lights. You're not just fumbling around hoping to bump into success or happiness. You activate your traits, not because they're trendy, but because they're yours. You're not imitating someone else's success; you're crafting your own.

Create with confidence.

Armed with this knowledge, you're not just throwing ingredients into life's potluck hoping for the best. You know your flavours, your cooking style, and how you best serve your dish. 

Self-acceptance through Human Design means you stop trying to be the apple pie when you're clearly the spicy enchilada.

Go Forth and Be You-niquely You

In the grand tapestry of existence, knowing your Human Design is like finally seeing the pattern you were meant to be. 

It’s not about fitting in but standing out in the way only you can. 

So, take your design, accept it, laugh at the absurdity of ever trying to be someone else, and go create. 

In the end, the best life is the one designed just for you. It will be the most entertaining, fulfilling, and hilarious. Now, let’s roll the credits on this life's comedy, shall we? You're the star after all.